More Definitions of a Feng Shui Geek

/fung sway geek/ n.

• The Feng Shui Geek lives in abstract worlds of problem-solving through the science of Feng Shui. They dream about cures and are consumed by the suggestions of certain Feng Shui premises.
   
• A Feng Shui Geek consciously notes the incredible results experienced when integrating Feng Shui principles into any dwelling.
   
• A Feng Shui Geek is ruled by their Feng Shui innovative musings to the extent that she or he stands apart from others.
   
• A Feng Shui Geek is a person with an intense devotion to the science and beliefs of Feng Shui. A Feng Shui Geek takes the ideologies so seriously, that she or he is placed outside of the mainstream. This, of course, is due to the intensity, depth, and love in the subject of their interest--the skill and art of Feng Shui.
   
• Feng Shui Geeks are non-biased—the marvel of the Feng Shui Geek exists regardless of gender, skin color, religion, beliefs, or styles. The only required position in common is a magnificent, eternal affection and respect for Feng Shui.
   
• A Feng Shui Geek can be so absorbed inside the problem-solving Feng Shui imagination that outsiders see only the preoccupied 'lost in space' gaze. At times, this may appear that the Feng Shui Geek is unresponsive, but this state is merely due to their fascination in other-worldly Feng Shui notions.